Words that should not have come out of my mouth...

in the last 24 hours------

• "Maybe I should cut some bangs." This one actually required an intervention from some friends who talked me out of it... thank God!!!
• "I think I will have just one more frozen blue margarita" Bad idea!!!
• "We can just walk to the restaurant...it is not that far." It was farther then I thought and I was not wearing the appropriate shoes for trekking half way across the world.
• "How hot can that jalapeno be?" I think I ruined my tongue.
• "You look like Jamie Lynn Spears in that photo." Apparently my sister did not think this comparison was funny.